Episodes
Monday Oct 07, 2019
84: Killing On The Mats
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
The nonstop quest for glory has once again called upon the Jacked Bros with promise of gold and lore. Sidney competed in an won his first Jiu Jitsu (submission grappling) tournament, a micro-dosed infused theory, a discussion about wether or not disgraced police officer Amber Gugyer (murderer of Botham Jean) was an affirmative action hire, and so much more hilarity.
Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Tim Butterly's video game (not the main game he's working on but a game to see his sense of humor and gaming eye): https://www.sharemygame.com/share/dfe7d009-a3db-402f-9996-e760b4f7f338?fbclid=IwAR3HK1DsykZRGOgYepm9hb_3wFOJ6DZe8Y9pLkCKCWxfqu6KwAgxxxrjTug
Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://www.facebook.com/CircadianClock/
Monday Sep 30, 2019
83: Thems The Rules
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
We really should have listeners sign a nondisclosure agreement before listening to this episode because this content could be used in court as circumstantial evidence. But honestly, the haters can suck our butts!! Topics: Sidney getting sucker punched twice, why you should model your life after Marcus Aurelius, Absurd impeachment Theories, Code Switching, how to thwart an ambush masturbator, and so much more.
This episode is not only hilarious but rife with incriminating evidence so don't be leaking information to the haters.
There's some talk of Sidney doing his fist grappling tournament on October 6th in Brooklyn, and here is the link for information on that https://hrbjj.smoothcomp.com/en/event/1822
Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
82: Catastrophe Face
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
This episode spans multiple exotic locales. We start off at the shore on vacation and finish it off right back in Murder Shed Studios. In this episode Ansley, after 20 years, finally has her Juking revelation; a hilarious deep dive into Justin Trudeau's blackface and where we stand on blackface period; Sidney confronts a hater in person and Ansley's not happy about it; Ansley found some new Lady Porn to watch; an explanation of how the team came to be, and so much more. This episode gets really personal.
Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
81: Weird On The Autistics
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Ansley comes home from her recent grappling tournament the Champ Champ and we talk about it. We also talk about the state of the Butts at the tournament; a brief discussion of the SNL controversy; Felicity Huffman's 14 day prison sentence; How the autistics will rise to power; and so much more.
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Monday Sep 09, 2019
80: Chicken Scratch
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Ansley's fired up on birthday courage and facts!!! This episode is possibly too wild for public consumption. Topics include: Women tweeting leadership, how the word Penis blew up in America, Sidney had dinner with international Muay Thai superstar Saenchi, and so much more hilarious stuff that it seems impossible to all be in one podcast.
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Monday Sep 02, 2019
79: War Dicks
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
(Sound is fixed) The world keeps spinning, and the Two Jacked Bros keep hot cast spitting. Not for the feeble minded. Topics include: the recent discovery of there being no "gay gene", fooling Penn and Teller, Signs of the impending crumble of society, real toxic masculinity, and so much more. Get in here!
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Monday Aug 26, 2019
78: Midget Nibblers
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Back in Murder Shed Studios for yet another masterpiece. If we're speaking softly in the beginning it's because our neighbors were trying to listen to us talk about them. Topics include: Redneck neighbors, an uncovered conspiracy about the government trying to indoctrinate us to murder, the first crime committed in space (spoiler alert: it was a lady criminal), and Sidney has a confrontation that Ansley tries to fight in her head (it'll make sense when you hear it). Damn, be careful where you listen to this episode because it might make you horny.
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Friday Aug 23, 2019
77: Tiny Pathetic Hands
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Back on the scene crispy and clean. Thanks to the dawgs, all sound issues have been remedied. In this episode, the team talk about accepting their own greatness... It must be done. Other topics include a terrible attempted father murderer David Greene, and how the Jews be getting loose!
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Friday Aug 16, 2019
76: Gender Neutral Assassins
Friday Aug 16, 2019
Friday Aug 16, 2019
Ansley is back to her normal self which means we are back on our bullshit! We talk about: Making Ansley a woman, Epstein conspiracies from the two least informed people possible, and the fall of Domingo Placido. This episode is not only hilarious, but it's high culture.
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.
Friday Aug 02, 2019
75: Border Face
Friday Aug 02, 2019
Friday Aug 02, 2019
Don't worry, we made it as a couple yet another week, just long enough to create yet another banger. The episode starts off with Sidney finding out that Ansley has been secretly listening to self help motivators, then as a team we talk about using yourself to your advantage, and some dissection of the most recent hate crime hoax. Oh yeah, and we also talk about gay eyes.
Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w
Two Jacked Bros social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/
Sidney social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sidneygantt?lang=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SidneyGantt
Ansley is currently playing social media coy but she can be found through being tagged in things.